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Allah Demotivational Poster


DISAPPOINTMENT - Allah told them the truth, but not the whole truth.


TAGS: 72 virgins family guy allah disappointment
Rating: 4.19/5

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WTFO - December 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Nice. 5L.


PATRIOTIC IMPLANT - Now Terrorists can talk directly to God! Side effects are temporary; some bleeding or swelling may occur at the implant site.


TAGS: see any servicemember for expert implantation today to speak with allah
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

jibarocampesino - July 30, 2010, 11:31 am
WORDS: now served in shiny coating
gil - December 2, 2009, 1:09 am
LOL after 6 beers I think it still computes to a 5
WTFO - December 2, 2009, 1:04 am
Dammit, Gil. You made me do math.
gil - December 2, 2009, 12:52 am
.5 per implant from me
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Don't be selfish, sign up your whole circle friends!! 5 silent whispers


MUSLIM SWIMWEAR -


TAGS: good odds wife drowning allah muslim
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Viper - May 25, 2010, 8:59 pm
phukking retarded is what that is
me4891 - September 28, 2009, 5:54 pm
SPF one million


ACKBAR FOR ALLAH - Actually isn't much of a stretch




YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.


TAGS: allah akbar god is great but twinkies are better
Rating: 1.89/5

More motifakes by MullahBob

know_it_all - February 24, 2010, 4:41 pm
You might be a Taliban if you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your pants


RAINDROPS - Keep falling on Ahmed But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red Cryin's not for me




ATHEISM - Nobody cares. Where's your God now?


TAGS: atheism god jesus allah religion internet where s your god now nobody cares
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Dalton

BrokenEye - August 11, 2010, 12:07 am
I never knew that atheists had a god. You'd think that I'd know that, considering I am one. But hey, MotiFake never lies, so it must be true. Right? Move aside, dictionary. Dalton apparently knows more than you.
C'pn Kangaroo - December 31, 2009, 2:03 pm
Hey, what do atheists say when they're in bed? OH DARWIN that feels good
dethklok260 - July 19, 2009, 9:10 pm
I very much doubt that that chart is accurate.And it does not include other major religions,such as Budhism or Hinduism. Case in point,that chart is Very not good at salad.
z - October 31, 2008, 6:21 pm
Must be all that swearing.
NREEEOW - October 24, 2008, 4:44 pm
...nowhere. Because thats what atheism is.
FFDD - October 15, 2008, 3:34 pm
nobody caring doesn't make it not true
Noth - October 2, 2008, 8:08 pm
Include "Google" in the graph. Where is your God now?


MUHAMMADOPOLY -




PRAYING ALLAH - You're doing it wrong


TAGS: praying allah
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by radioactive13

Densaku - February 22, 2010, 12:04 am
No. He's doing it right. Especialy if he's one of those freaks who think Al-Qaeda is a CIA's cover.


*sigh*...excuse me... -


TAGS: feminism john callahan
Rating: 4.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 2:41 am
In this situation, it'd be easy to p**s off a feminist. Just walk up to the counter and ask the female employee, "Hi, where are the cookbooks? While I'm at work, my wife wants to do some cooking for me." . . . riiight?
lgvernon - July 1, 2013, 9:19 am

OMG, this is funny!~~
GaryO - July 1, 2013, 6:57 am
Yup, two very talented actors slumming in a not so funny parody show (SNL like)….gotta wade thru the whole thing for one giggle….and that with ‘medicinal’ a**istance
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2013, 3:20 am
Portlandia?


GENERAL DISASTER -




HALLOWEEN -


TAGS: appy allahween
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - May 1, 2011, 12:11 am
And a prompt apology for the superfluous "l".
Sean - May 1, 2011, 12:11 am
And a prompt apology for the superfluous "l".
Sean - May 1, 2011, 12:10 am
A belated thanks to agdanielle for touching up the pic for me. A cleft to the chin here, a hint of an adam's apple there ....
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 1:03 am
Still a funny one... even if out of season.
Sean - November 29, 2009, 1:59 pm
You're the best, Bah.
Bah - November 29, 2009, 10:12 am
ahhhhhhhh... I can't un-read it. 5 rather disturbed lions.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 3:06 pm
Stil LMAO!
Sean - November 3, 2009, 12:36 am
Pecs come in handy. That's all I'm sayin'.
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 5:37 pm
@Random, yep just for today.
MrRandom - October 31, 2009, 5:11 pm
Creepy Resident Evil dog for the day Space?
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 5:10 pm
He couldn't decide between Mandrake and Britney.
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 5:07 pm
Hilarious poster Sean, and kudos for using a picture of yourself. 5Ls
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:46 pm
Sooooo...What ya doin' after the party?
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:45 pm
You're always the gentlem- Is THAT your hand? Move it or LOSE it, Mister!
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:44 pm
At least you don't look fat in your outfit...just sayin'
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:41 pm
d***. I knew those epaulettes looked like flamboyantly deranged centipedes. Shoot.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:37 pm
Just getting in touch...
Rollseyes - October 31, 2009, 1:55 pm
Ewwwwww.....


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